Ooh, updating my blog with the WordPress app on my phone is weird! Also, cumbersome. This tiny, intangible keyboard is not conducive to long-form writing. Three sentences in, and my thumb is already on strike for unfair labor distribution.
Anyway, coming to you live from SFO! In a mere sixty-odd minutes, Tony and I will be on our way to LA, where we will then have roughly one millisecond to run to a different gate and catch our flight to Orlando. It’s just like The Amazing Race! Except we paid for the whole thing, and there’s no charming Australian host waiting to greet us at the end, accompanied by a cultural ambassador representing all that is best and beautiful about our final destination (which, in this case, would most likely be an alligator in a beer-holder cap).