“There goes ol’ Mahogany Feet,” they’ll say, and I’ll beam with pride.

My feet are going to be worn down to ankle-nubs by the end of this trip. And then I shall have a master craftsman whittle me a new pair out of finest mahogany, and I’ll be the envy of all the ladies in town.

We hit 23 attractions in Magic Kingdom today in 10 hours, still had time for leisurely meals, some shop browsing, and pee breaks aplenty, and we never waited longer than 10 minutes for anything despite it being a holiday and the park being pretty crowded. I have said it before, and I’ll say it again: I do many things at the Disney parks, and not a single one of them is fuck around.

I’D INSERT A GIF OF A MIC DROP HERE IF I KNEW HOW BUT I DON’T BECAUSE I’M TIRED AND TYPING THIS ON AN IPHONE AND FORGET HOW TO COMPUTER GOODNIGHT.

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